Frank Zappa once said that the most common element in the universe wasn't hydrogen, it was stupidity.
The case rests m'Lud...
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Thursday, May 14, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Tailgating drivers
Tailgating Drivers:
Do you really think that by driving right up the arse of the car in front it will get you anywhere that much quicker?? Or will make the driver in front think, "Gosh that guy behind me is driving so close, he must be really important. Therefore I shall speed up / get out of his way at my earliest opportunity so that he may continue on his breakneck journey to get to his important place/meeting."
No. I actually think you are a twat and I will slow down simply to irritate you.
If I can't see your wheels or numberplate in my rear-view mirror, then you are too close. Moron.
Do you really think that by driving right up the arse of the car in front it will get you anywhere that much quicker?? Or will make the driver in front think, "Gosh that guy behind me is driving so close, he must be really important. Therefore I shall speed up / get out of his way at my earliest opportunity so that he may continue on his breakneck journey to get to his important place/meeting."
No. I actually think you are a twat and I will slow down simply to irritate you.
If I can't see your wheels or numberplate in my rear-view mirror, then you are too close. Moron.
Friday, May 01, 2009
Shirts - labels sewn into clothing in general
Why oh why, do manufacturers of shirts, t-shirts, knitwear, underwear, etc, etc. Continue to put labels right where they irritate the back of the neck? Primark seem to have got it right: their labels are printed onto a lot of their items. Obviously this is done for cost reasons but with the added benefit of not irritating the hell out of you whilst wearing it.
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